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This is my doctor ...! (Anonymous)

Dr. Paulo, Porto Alegre, Rio Grande do Sul, a local TV interview, was asked several tips that are always given ...

Question: cardiovascular exercises extend the life, right?

A: Your heart was made to beat by a number of times ... beats do not waste these exercises. Everything is eventually spent. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer: That's like saying usted puede prolongar  la  vida de su auto dirigiendo mas de prisa. Quiere vivir mas? Duerma una siesta !!!

P: Debo dejar de comer   carnes rojas y comer mas frutas y vegetales? 

R: Usted precisa entender la logística de la  eficiencia... .Que come la vaca? Pasto y maiz. Que es eso? Vegetal.  Entonces un bife nada mas, es  un mecanismo eficiente de colocar  vegetales en su sistema. Precisa comer  granos? Coma pollo.
 
P: Debo reducir el consumo  de alcohol?

R: De ninguna manera. El Vino está hecho de fruta. Brandy es un vino destilado, lo que significa que, ellos tiran el  agua de la fruta de modo que usted saque mayor advantage of it. Beer is also made from cereals. Can take!

Q: What are the advantages of a regular exercise program?

A: My philosophy is: If you do not have pain ... okay!

P: Chips are harmful?

A: YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO ME! ... Today, the food is fried in vegetable oil. The truth is that they are impregnated with vegetable oil. As more plant can be harmful to you?

P: Push-ups help reduce fat?

A: Absolutely not! Exercising a muscle does just that it increases in size.

Q: Chocolate is bad?

R: Are you crazy? !! Cocoa!! Another vegetable! It is a good food to be happy!

And remember: Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely, with an attractive and well preserved body. Better get on the road - Beer in hand - potato chips in the other - a lot of sex and a body completely spent, fully used, shouting: was it worth! THAT TRIP!

P D.: If WERE HEALTHY WALK THE POSTMAN would be immortal .....! WHALE

NOTHING THE WHOLE DAY, JUST COME FISH, AND WATER IS JUST BABY FAT ....!

REMEMBER:

THE RABBIT RUN, JUMP AND LIVE 15 YEARS, THE TURTLE NOT DO NOTHING RUNS AND LIVE 450 YEARS

There are four things in life that do not recover:
1. A stone, having been lacing
2. One word, having been told
3. Once, after having lost
4. Time ... After having spent ...