Saturday, October 10, 2009

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Dictatorship

In this world you can not trust most people will make good decisions, at least not in matters of music (not movies, but since people will not be watching movies on the street, or the bondi with speakers blaring as fuck not both).

So in these times of political debate and electoral campaigning, compatriots and foreigners, I call upon you to elect me as a musical dictator of the planet.

Promises I can do a lot, but since I'm not going to have to answer to anyone after by them (because, after all, I'm the dictator, no?), Do one thing: think what they wanted listen and take what I said.

For that I am not following the premise is simple, I and I alone, would be responsible for allowing musicians there. Every band should be approved by me. And no, I'm going to leave alone having bands and genres that I like to me, but will have to be judicious and in doses that I look to my right.

People can not be all day listening to reggaeton. That was completed (Uruguay cumbia, cumbia slum, and everything that resembles it follows the same rule). These genres will be heard on the hours of 6 to 8 pm every day and on Fridays, Saturdays and holidays lobbies may sound in rooms with the appropriate during the night.

These genera are accompanied by other (not necessarily very discĂ­miles, but more intellectually motivating) such as Bossa Nova and American rhythms of Salsa style (read: well done, not pigs).

Similar rule will be implemented with the rest of the programming of the radio "FM America", which from the beginning would be under supervision and may be closed by attacks on its citizens.

are strictly prohibited from playing music in public performances via mobile devices cell, and the violation of this rule will merit a night in a prison after the inmates inform the individual goes for rape.

Finally, the measures are different, but consciousness will work (maybe later there will be another installment of my program dictatorship.

almost always to victory Long live the party in the middle and I have not voted.

Greetings, FABRO.

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